Ignis Scientia

Day Start: the game is telling me there's no finesse in using a high level fire spell to explode wild animals and i think the game is wrong

Confidence Shattered: i meant to go to the first floor, fucked up, now i'm on the second, and a mine cart almost kicked my ass

No Main Story Only Sidequests: boys suddenly freaking out because they ran over a demon?????????????????????

Summer Fun: Prompto going "it's nice to not kill anything" while we're on the way to fight giant sea lizards,

So Costlemark: but before i left, i made sure to tear one victory out with my bleeding maw

hunt hunt hunt: still can't beat up another behemoth, unfortunately for ignis and his fucking. behemoth steaks.

Oh Yeah Main Story: i was outrunning you sonsabitches in chocobo from the very start, i don't need my car!!!!!

Time to Steal a Car: current noct has been isekai'd

FISH: "james it's not just garuda" no i think it's just garuda

Garuda Grinding: hey guys want to watch me make a bad life choice with snakes

MAIN STORY OKAY RIGHT: "but bones bend easily" jesus ignis

EP Gladio: "I won't stand a chance unless I get more power" ok vergil

Haven Review Start: "now that's what i call a good shot!" and it's a pic of noctis's arm reaching from out of frame STRAIGHT for gladio's tit in a crop top

Review Continue: perfect time to start a new plurk because I'M GONNA SAVE A CHOCOBO BABY

Huntery: also love it when ignis poisons something that normally poisons us

Main Quest Return (Lies): the reason i have a million gil is because i keep killing local wildlife while fucking around

Main Quest Return (realsies): "why are all these daemons around" and there's a fuckin. daemon fighting arena gambling thing with posters everywhere

Fish Quest: it should be noted tho that my first reaction was 100% to pull out the armiger and try to commit murder on a giant turtle

Main Quest Redux: James, watching these men get into a Very Loud and Very Public argument in the middle of a train where so many other people are: oh no oh no oh no oH NO WHAT DO YOU DO HERE

Sad Iggy Times: LISTEN DO YOU WANT STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS GAMEPLAY OR ACCUATE ENGLISH

Chapter 10: the fuck is happening with the local snaga population

ring ring: game is trying to convince me i need to buy things. meanwhile, me, maxed out at the vast majority of my regular health supplies,
Ep Prom: a woman told me to move it, so i'm just combat rolling past daemons and mechs

Pre-TS: i like that the only person ardyn was facing for the dramatic reveal was ignis, who can't see and thus care

No Endgame, Only Sidequest: good news, gang, gil might not be for practical use, but i have 1 mil stuffed in my pocket that the void didn't steal from me

Pre-Endgame: if we wait a minute long enough, my bird wife will get impatient and call me, and then this crowd of daemons will not be a problem

Endgame and Ignis: not sure who is more gay here enough to be in sync with the other man to do combo moves despite only sorta knowing each other for, like, cumulative ten minutes At Best

Ep Hats: anyway, i think if i was a cab driver, and a man talked to me like the way that Ardyn talks, i'd automatically assume he stole something from my car

Postgame Fuckery: they understood what they were doing when they gave ignis a xiv skin with boots up to his thighs

Uffering: i feel like putting a goblin room right after the iron giants is almost a mockery